"The Forgetful Professor"
Characters: Professor and Student

Professor: (enthusiastic) Today, we're going to discuss a very important topic... I forgot what it was. Does anyone remember?

Student: (raises hand) You were going to teach us about memory, Professor.

Professor: (surprised) Oh, right! Thanks, student... What was your name again?

"The Misheard Lyrics Karaoke"
Characters: Karaoke Singer and DJ

Karaoke Singer: (singing) "Hold me closer, Tony Danza..."

DJ: (laughs) It's "Hold me closer, tiny dancer."

Karaoke Singer: (embarrassed) Oh, that makes more sense!

"The Tech-Challenged Grandma"
Characters: Grandma and Grandson

Grandson: Grandma, I got you a new smartphone!

Grandma: (confused) What do I need that for? I've already got a "landline" and a "skywriting pen."

Grandson: (laughs) No, Grandma, it's for calling and texting!

Grandma: Oh, I see. But where's the typewriter part?

"The Unusual Job Interview"
Characters: Interviewer and Job Applicant

Interviewer: Welcome, please have a seat. Let's start with some ice-breaking questions. Can you juggle?

Job Applicant: (surprised) Um, no, I can't juggle.

Interviewer: (looking disappointed) That's a shame; we were really looking for a multitasker.